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[my name is]: Steven Terence Haury II
[In the morning I was]: Pondering whether or not I should waste time stealing another one of Gaz' quizzes
[All I need now is]: A life/job/poo poo/wee wee
[Love is]: Useful
[I’m afraid of]: Leeches
[I dream about]: Dreams
You:
-- Middle name: Robert
-- Birth time: 4pm probably
-- Birthplace: Mother's stomach area (not vagina yay)
-- Last place travelled: Post Box
-- Eye Colour: Green
-- Nail Colour: Generic
-- Height: Variable
-- Zodiac Sign: Taurus ( I tend to talk bull )
Describe:
-- Your heritage: Stuff
-- The shoes you wore today: Negative
-- Your hair: Fuzzy when dry, cool when post shower
-- Your weakness: Ping-pong
-- Your perfect pizza: Egg + bacon
What is:
-- Your most overused phrase: Glen
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Damn my nose is blocked
-- Your current worry: I don't worry about currents
-- Your plans tomorrow: DOLE
-- Your best physical feature: Penis, hourglass figure, manlyness
-- Your bedtime: Whenever i'm bored
You prefer:
-- Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise
-- Gore or horror: Anime
-- eastside or westside: I am not an ethnic sort of person
-- Stripes or polka dots: Plain
-- Planes or trains: Train
-- Metal or hardcore: Hardcore usually means some german crap
-- Pools or hot tubs: None
Do You:
-- Do you think you've been in love: Been suggests the past
-- Want to get married: Yeah
-- Type w/ your fingers: It seems that way
-- Like to take baths: I used to
-- Get motion sickness: Nope
-- Like talking on the phone: Not really
-- Like thunderstorms: Yeah
-- Play an instrument: To play could be seen as < what I do
-- Workout: Yes
Favorite:
-- Body part: Male or female?
-- Kind of fruit: Orange
-- Music to fall asleep to: Classic FM
-- Car: Christine
-- Number: 7
-- Thing to do: Get free cash
-- Horror movie: One would assume a horror movie would scare someone and as fear usually leads to a dislike of something, a favourite horror movie wouldn't necessarily exist. Perhaps a family movie or a comedy would be more suited as a favourite candidate as these can spark the enjoyment and entertainment factor we all desire.
-- Colour: Purple
-- Food: Chicken drummers
The Future:
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 1 kid, boy = Siegfried, girl = Melinda
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Don't have a particular preference
-- How do you want to die: That's a question I'd expect a murder to ask, does your mother know you threaten poor and helpless people?
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Grown up
-- What country would you most like to visit: Japan
Opposite Sex:
-- Best eye colour: Blue with a slight hint of autumn mauve
-- Best hair colour: A deep florentine brown with speckles of blonde
-- Best personality trait: Must enjoy the hunt, TV dinners, happy halloween tuesdays and 1 pillow as opposed to the recommended number of 2 pillows
-- Best height: 5 foot 3 and 16 18ths
-- Best articles of clothing: A green sweater with a tiny bunny rabbit motif
-- Best first date location: Behind enemy lines in July 2nd 1743
-- Best first kiss location: see "Best first date location"
Finish:
-- I eat: Therefore I am
-- I think: Therefore I am
-- I am: Therefore I are
-- I adore: Therefore I like
-- I suck at: Liking people
-- I am obsessed with: Myself
-- I can: Stuff
-- I can't wait: For the postman to arrive
I miss you mountain And awwwwww you trust me!!! And we must organise somekind of nintendo day.... I now have to purchase a snes in order to play my many many many games! I pledge to talk to you much much more like we used too!!! PROMISE!!!!
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